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i know it's late. but, better late than never :)	[Mar. 22nd, 2006\|04:57 pm]
WOW. best st. patty's day EVER. after my greek teacher essentially embarrassed me in front of my entire class, i announced that i thought i was either having a baby or a kidney stone the size of texas was passing through my body...neither of those things are true. im just dramatic and had a tummy ache. then eleni and i went shopping for her initiation outfit and my formal dress...she was successful, i was not. story of my life. then i came back to myles, showered, and got ready to go out with the girls. we took a cab to this northeastern frat house...then discovered that we were the first one's there. LAME. then i filled up my GIANT WICKED IRISH mug with what i thought was green beer. correction: it was definitely apple vodka--so i made for amazing entertainment. LMAO. maura had been drunk since 5:30 so that was definitely amusing. after we went into the basement and watched people make fools of themselves playing flipcup, i was talking to some of the new members about their formal dates. some were bummed because they didn't have dates yet--i assured them that you could literally bring ANYONE and that it wasn't a big deal. Nikki corrected me and said that your date must own khakis at the very least. then this was the slogan of the night: girl: GOT KHAKIS? boy: uh, yeah. girl: YOU GOT PLANS!!!! wow. were we plastered or what lol. then we lost maura, so i was running through the house screaming, "MAURASAUR WHERE ARE YOU?!?" then elise and i found a bicycle on the second floor...cleary it was left there for us to ride around on (see pictures to clarify). after we finished with the bike, we noticed a sign on the wall that said DO NOT CHANGE THE TEMPERATURE OR YOU WILL DIE. this was just way too much temptation. yep, you guessed it, i changed that fucking temperature just to prove that you will in fact not die if you change it. stupid frat boys. then i fell on the stairs trying to find maura. so i switched into my flip flops. then some boy asked me to go smoke a cigarette with him. so i did. then he kept trying to kiss me and i kept backing away from him until i fell. he was like, "oh you poor thing, why don't you let me take you upstairs?" I laughed and said, "sorry dude, I'm not THAT drunk." lol he hates me now. then maura appeared again. not in great condition. so i took her in a cab to ashford street to stay with aj and cheryl. (love those girls) the cab driver had no idea where he was going and maura began shouting at him to stop trying to rip us off and then started spitting at him. i thought we were going to die. we finally arrived at the girls' apartment and i sat maura down on the couch and she shoved someone else's half-eaten cake in her mouth. YUM. then she asked for 4751453 more pieces of cake and passed out. then we went to bed and i called tommy so i could make an ass out of myself because that is apparently what i do. yeah. never again. the next morning maura and i walked to the train and took it back to campus. BEST WALK OF SHAME I'VE EVER HAD. lol I LOVE EVERYONE WHO WAS A PART OF THAT NIGHT--even the people i don't know or remember. lol next year must be better.
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ah the homeland....

[Oct. 24th, 2005|12:05 am]

You Know You're From Ohio When...

You don't think of Florida first when someone mentions Miami.

You snicker when someone's from Tiffin, because you think of the State Hospital.

You think Pro football teams are supposed to wear orange!

You've heard of 3.2% beer.

Schools close for the state basketball tournament.

You're proud of your state fair, but would rather go to Cedar Point.

You live less than 30 miles from some college or university.

You know what a buckeye really is, and have a recipe for candy ones.

"Toward the lake" means "north" and "toward the river" means "south."

You've heard of the Great Nickel Beer Night Riot.

You know if other Ohioians are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouths.

You root for a college team though you've never taken a class there.

You can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine, and Tuscarawas

You always visit more than two amusement parks in one summer.

You know that Serpent Mounds were not made by snakes.

You know what game they're playing when the Mud Hens take on the Clippers.

Vacation" means spending a day at Cedar Point or King's Island.

Down south to you means Kentucky.

You thought that the Michael Stanley Band was the most popular band in the country.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Ohio.

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Kim needs....

[Oct. 21st, 2005|08:14 pm]

Kim needs to take off the gloves

Kim needs to talk

Kim needs some hints

Kim needs a pee

Kim needs him most

Kim needs independent strategic leverage against China and Russia, the more it will rely on the south's largesse to fuel its nuclear, as well as conventional, arms buildup

Kim needs counseling

Kim needs to do little more than continue to keep adversaries off balance

Kim needs to give it up her shyt is tired! She's just not hood! I never put my Lighters up for dat tryfe bitch!

Kim needs is a little more love, money and sunshine

Kim needs to be comfortable out on the road, so they got a memory foam mattress installed and even got some girly sheets and pillows for it

Kim needs a home

Kim needs to set a date to rejoin the talks that last convened June 23, 2004

Kim needs plenty of quiet time alone with God

Kim needs partnership, including mental compatibility

kim needs to really give it up

Kim needs to look spiffy for the camera crew that has been shadowing her almost everywhere she goes these days

Kim needs to call her professor about an assignment

Kim needs to copy this look: Olive-colored pants, a black long-sleeved shirt, and black socks and sneakers

Kim needs pedagogical help and instructional material for teaching global climate change and deep time

Kim needs a couple sticks of dynamite, and then she'd be out of the way

Kim needs a date for the prom-and gets one

Kim needs a lot of energy to speak, to eat and to drink due to spasms in the mouth and throat

Kim needs Jesus!! I'm sorry but she is worshipping Biggie

Kim needs an operation on her knee

Kim needs to smoke some pot, get some tattoos and beat some women

Kim needs to make a decision, and stop trying to enjoy all the benefits being a dual citizen

Kim needs to check this out more often

Kim needs to have a little personality remodeling done

Kim needs basic strategies for gaining meaning from text

Kim needs to tattoo "Vote 2004" on her inner thigh

KIM NEEDS OUR LOVE TO KEEP HER FOCUSED!!!

Kim needs financial assistance with school fees for her own children, a computer every two or three years, a living allowance, and discretionary funds

Kim needs to quit watching the Godfather and pretending that she is in the mafia

Kim needs a solid backing of prayer

Kim needs to receive a treatment and try to help herself for her own sake

GOOGLE [your name] needs

THANKS BRYNN! :)

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it's gonna be a FULL HOUSE. haha.

[Oct. 14th, 2005|03:36 pm]

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i had to do it hahahaha

[Oct. 4th, 2005|08:11 pm]

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back to school

[Sep. 4th, 2005|10:14 pm]

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ok....apologies for not updating in a LONG ASS TIME.

this summer has been a little hectic between school, work, and this stupid diet.

all complaints aside...
i got an A for my final grade.
i made close to $2,000..which went mostly to my kittens vet bills..(oh yeah..i got 2 new kittens--starsky and hutch)--i love and miss them terribly.
AND i lost 35 lbs. on my diet :)

BIG AND GOOD CHANGES ;)

but now i'm back in boston--missing everyone at home hardcore...

however--my room (and roommates) is/are fucking sweet!!
i have an ENORMOUS closet, the better side, and an amazing view.
no complaints there.

in addition to the realization of how to work the housing system--i've learned something much more important--i've never been so in love in all my life.

I have officially been in boston since thursday (minus a day when i was in new hampshire), and i have yet to see my boyfriend. yes, i know what you're thinking--DOUCHEBAG. but im really not all that upset (he's just been really busy). i really just miss him and want to hold him and kiss him again. 4 months is a long ass time. (probably about the same about of time that i haven't updated--maybe even longer).

so instead of saying, 'fuck him. it's our 1 year anniversary, and he can't even call/see me. im getting drunk and hooking up with the first boy i find'--which is what mostly everyone is recommending, im sitting in my dorm room just waiting. for the phone to ring. for a knock at the door. a quick instant message. anything. and again, i know what you're thinking--pathetic. however--im not worried about sounding stupid just like every other clingy girlfriend. all im worried about is having dave hold me in his arms. and for me to kiss him and for him to kiss me back. that's all i want.

no fancy dinner. no flowers. not even a cute card. just him. and that, i have realized is what love truly is--when it stops being material--and when it starts becoming real.

being lonely in this city is one of the worst things about it--at least for me. and without dave--im really fucking lonely. cause as tacky as it sounds...he's my boyfriend and my best friend. and that's not something im willing to give up. ;)

so dave...if you happen to be reading--i hope you know how much i love you--and i pray that you still feel the same way. (i know you're having a stressful time right now and hope that you know that if there's anything i can do--just let me know). i hope everyone refrains from all sexual references to that last line. lol.

a year ago tonight, i went out with a boy. a boy that i had met a day before in the bookstore. he wanted to know if i knew where the spanish books were--i didn't. but i did give him my number. the next night we walked for hours through harvard square. we had our first kiss. we walked up a huge hill--i literally thought my heart and lungs collapsed--to a park. the highest point in the city. we could see every star in the sky and every light of every building. it was the most amazing moment i've had here. mainly because we had a connection that i don't think can ever completely go away--no matter how hard we try. we stayed there till past one in the morning. we ran to catch the last train--laughing the entire way. he walked me to my dorm and i snuck in to bed a little past 3.

although i didn't want to admit it for another couple of months--i fell in love with him that night.

unfortunately, it took me this long to admit that. but im doing it now. i've been kissing this boy for a year--and i don't want to ever stop.

pathetic? maybe. ridiculous? possibly. but that's how i feel.

i love you, dave. happy one-year.

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(no subject)	[May. 12th, 2005\|03:55 pm]
1. If you could be anyone one person, place or thing, what would it be? I would want to be drunk. I think that qualifies as a person and a thing. I really don't remember a lot from when I'm drunk, but everyone else does. They seem to really like me when I'm all stoopid-ass-faced. 2. How many times have you said "I love you" "Im sorry" or "I hate you" with out really maning it?--unfortunately...too many. That's something I need to work on. 3. Who is the one person you can't live without? My mom--she makes me laugh, cry, and look at things from a different perspective. I honestly don't know what I would do without her. We talk to each other everyday (and don't get me wrong, we fight often, but we always laugh about it later) and a day without talking her just doesn't feel right. 4. If you owned your own TV show, what would it be called? Kim's TV Show, Bitches. 5. What was the funniest outfit you ever wore Ummm...probably when I was in the fourth grade...i wore leggings with an oversized sweatshirt, and yes, a on-the-side ponytail. kill me. i was a product of the 80's...what can i say? If you're feeling this: 1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me." 2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions. 3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions. 4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post. 5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
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yayayayayayayayayayayayay	[May. 5th, 2005\|10:14 pm]
I GOT MY NOSE PIERCED. FUCK yes.
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what's in a name...

[May. 5th, 2005|12:02 pm]

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KIMBERLY
K	is for	Keen
I	is for	Influential
M	is for	Marvelous
B	is for	Bashful
E	is for	Expressive
R	is for	Rare
L	is for	Logical
Y	is for	Yummy

What Does Your Name Mean?

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study hard party harder...

[May. 2nd, 2005|12:04 pm]

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Today we salute you stressed out college student during exam week. As you sit in your lonely cubical in the library, doped up on starbucks & aderol, you think to yourself, am I ever going to need to know this stuff in life?

The distractions are tempting and you have suddenly diagnosed yourself with ADD along with advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage, I'm sure by now you know exactly what everyone is doing because you have checked your buddy list 800 times.

Summer break is just days away, and your prozac prescription will be in tomorrow. So crack open an ice cold bud light after that last exam, because for most of us Summer Break will be spent in rehab.

GOOD LUCK ON EXAMS EVERYBODY!!!

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